Beautiful rooms get likes. Roasted rooms get shared.
Upload a room photo. Get a savage AI roast. Export the verdict as a post-ready card built for group chats, Stories, and the friends who said they could take it.
First roast is free. No card. No cleanup required.
This room has more plot holes than furniture.
Official verdict
The lamp is trying its best. The rest of the room needs a group intervention.
Absolutely
chaos
Turn your mess into content.
The viral loop
One photo in. A group chat moment out.
The joke arrives fast, looks good on a vertical screen, and gives your friends a reason to throw their own room into the fire.
The opener
No form. No wait. Just upload.
Your first roast starts with the photo, not a signup maze. The moment is the product.
1 room photo
Dorm, studio, bedroom, basement. We see it all.
1 sharp verdict
Funny enough to share. Specific enough to hurt.
The payoff
Your roast, framed for the feed.
Every verdict becomes an export-ready vertical card. Post the first one and unlock the next roast.
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Upload the evidence
Drop in one photo of the room you swear is fine.
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Get the verdict
Receive a funny, pointed roast with just enough truth to sting.
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Share the damage
Export a vertical roast card and share it to unlock another round.
Built to spread
The post is the invite.
A roast card is not an ad. It is proof that somebody let an AI judge their room in public. That makes friends ask the only question that matters: “Okay, but roast mine.”
Get my free roast